The Shining, 10/10
Best spooky movie
Poor Things, 8/10
Absurd in a great way. Completely cinematically unique. An amazingly weird score. There's really nothing quite like it.
Finding Nemo, 7/10
Touch the butt.
Men in Black, 7/10
Amazing performance by Jaden Smith's dad.
Kung Fu Panda 4, 4/10
They banished this series to the spirit realm.
Children of Men, 9/10
1 hour and 42 minutes of relentless despair, albeit quite beautiful despair. There were so many incredible long takes, but my favorite one had to be the one in the Bexhill camp. My eyes got pretty sweaty during that scene. Watching this made me want to rewatch The Leftovers, although my tolerance for depressing media is pretty cooked right now.
Dune: Part Two, 7/10
I still think that the first half of Dune: Part One was the most interesting portion between both of the movies, but I enjoyed this one more as a whole. The pacing in the first was a little too slow, and this one went the opposite way and was a little too spicy. No idea how they are gonna do Messiah though...
Challengers, 10/10
God damn this was good.
Civil War, 5/10
God damn this was mid.
The Fall Guy, 6/10
I will always love Ryan Gosling, but this one dragged on a little too long.
Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga, 8/10
What an incredible prosthetic nose.
Deadpool & Wolverine, 6/10
I loved the trashy humor, but around halfway it starts to take itself a little too seriously. They just need a sillier plot next time.
Alien: Romulus, 9/10
Alien with a hint of Blade Runner and a healthy dose of 2001: A Space Odyssey
Gladiator, 6/10
I was not entertained
The Godfather, 9/10
I was entertained
The Thing, 6/10
The first amogus-type movie
The Wild Robot, 7/10
Much better than I expected, shouldn't have been a hater
Nosferatu, 7/10
It was very beautiful. The first half was great, but I didn't love the other half.
Wicked, 7/10
Better than I expected, no longer a certified hater
Mickey 17, 7/10
Pretty good, but a little too much.
Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning, 6/10
Fine. Overstayed its welcome, but still a fun action flick.
Little Miss Sunshine, 9/10
Excellent. Very thought provoking. Very emotional. Incredible performances. Deserves a rewatch.
Fantastic Four: The First Steps, 6/10
Came in with very high expectations from all the glowing reviews. Left feeling a little underwhelmed. Not very impactful or thoughtful, but also not trash.
Superman, 5/10
Also came in with very high expectations. Also left feeling underwhelmed. This one was trash though.
The Naked Gun (2025), 7/10
Hood classic.
The Naked Gun (1988), 7/10
Somehow a good remake, very pleasantly surprised. Never experienced so much communal laughter in a theatre.
One Battle After Another, 8/10
Pretty good. Very well shot, very good characters. Deserves a rewatch, also need to watch more Paul Thomas Anderson.
Ghostbusters, 5/10
This might be one of my worst takes, but I thought this movie was pretty bland. Without any nostalgia, I didn't connect with this movie on any level.
Gone Girl, 8/10
Very good. Everyone sucks in a very compelling way. Deserves a rewatch.
The Running Man, 6/10
A little too on the nose, and the ending was bleh.
Avatar: Fire and Ash, 6/10
Would have been better if it was an hour shorter. Not terrible though.
Wake Up Dead Man, 8/10
So good I had to go and rewatch the other two. Not sure if its as good as Knives Out, but I really enjoyed it more than Glass Onion. Good tonal change, great cast. Will definitely be rewatching.
Knives Out, 9/10
I love a good whodunnit, especially when it takes place in a secluded creaky mansion. Amazing performances all around, and I enjoyed it just as much the second time.
Glass Onion, 7/10
Has a bit of a covidish smell to it. It's still a fun movie, but not as exciting as the first or as philisophical as the third. Decent.
Marty Supreme, 9/10
Went into this movie knowing nothing about it. Saw that it was a Safdie film as I was walking into the theatre and knew that I was in for a ride. Just like Uncut Gems, this was pure anxiety from start to finish. Very thought provoking, will definitely be rewatching.